-“OSAMA IS DEAD” Party at Ground Zero -_________-

Sure, dead, as much as I believe that he was alive in the first place, the story in the American popular consciousness ends.  Niggas murked the boogie man.

Do I still have to take my shoes off at the airport and pretend it’s a meaningful practice?
Don’t you take off your shoes in a mosque? Did the War on Terror inadvertently turn our nation’s airports into mosques?
Why did we go to Iraq again? I kind of forgot since it’s been a decade.
Can we pull out of Afghanistan, Iraq and Pakistan now so we can start paying off our debts to China?
I watched hundreds of white people on TV, high-fiving and chanting “U-S-A! U-S-A!” at the White House. What were they celebrating exactly (besides being in college and finding a reason to drink on a Sunday night)?
Can someone provide a total body count for enemies, troops and “collateral causalities” that were involved in the death of this one crazy old man?
Does this thing really pass the “so what” test? (Let’s try: Bin Laden’s dead! Nope, nothing’s really changed.)
How pissed was Trump that the news cut into Celebrity Apprentice?
How can I capitalize on this action? Is it too late for “Mission Accomplished — Again” T-shirts?
How dumb are Americans? Next thing you know people will believe in global climate change. Until we see Osama’s head, how could we ever believe this?
Good Questions by Edward Swisherhands.

-“OSAMA IS DEAD” Party at Ground Zero -_________-

Sure, dead, as much as I believe that he was alive in the first place, the story in the American popular consciousness ends.  Niggas murked the boogie man.

  • Do I still have to take my shoes off at the airport and pretend it’s a meaningful practice?
  • Don’t you take off your shoes in a mosque? Did the War on Terror inadvertently turn our nation’s airports into mosques?
  • Why did we go to Iraq again? I kind of forgot since it’s been a decade.
  • Can we pull out of Afghanistan, Iraq and Pakistan now so we can start paying off our debts to China?
  • I watched hundreds of white people on TV, high-fiving and chanting “U-S-A! U-S-A!” at the White House. What were they celebrating exactly (besides being in college and finding a reason to drink on a Sunday night)?
  • Can someone provide a total body count for enemies, troops and “collateral causalities” that were involved in the death of this one crazy old man?
  • Does this thing really pass the “so what” test? (Let’s try: Bin Laden’s dead! Nope, nothing’s really changed.)
  • How pissed was Trump that the news cut into Celebrity Apprentice?
  • How can I capitalize on this action? Is it too late for “Mission Accomplished — Again” T-shirts?
  • How dumb are Americans? Next thing you know people will believe in global climate change. Until we see Osama’s head, how could we ever believe this?

Good Questions by Edward Swisherhands.

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